marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who
had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the
army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!" The
private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?" The general says, "See that man
over there? Kill him!" Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says, "See? That man has balls!" The marine general says,
That's nothing. Private, get over here!" The marine private reports,
"Yes, sir?" The marine general says, "See that man over there? Kill him
and then kill yourself." Without blinking, the marine private pulls
out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and
unloads several rounds. The marine general says, "See? Now that man
has balls!" The admiral says, "That's nothing." He calls to a seaman
high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!" The seaman
answers, "Excuse me, sir?" The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The seaman replies, "F**k you, sir!" The admiral says, "See? That man
has balls and he's got brains too!"