Wednesday, March 14, 2012
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the other one all about heaven, for the woman's biggest fear was that there was no paradise. After a long and sex-filled life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Is that - can it be - you, Fred?"
"I've come back like we agreed!"
"Well, tell me, tell me, what's heaven like?"
"Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven. God be praised, there is paradise after all!"
"Heck no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."