Monday, March 26, 2012

Pregnancy Pains

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.

She replies, "Well, I`m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it`s difficult to describe pain."

"I know, but can`t you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."

"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"

"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"

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