Monday, March 26, 2012

Scooby Dooby Doo

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement.
He tells her, `Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, `Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.`

She did this every day faithfully and after several months ... It worked! She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn`t know where she was, so she took a shower and left for work.

On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do Her morning ritual. At this point she loved Her boobs and didn`t want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, `Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.`

A guy sitting nearby asked her, `Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?`
`Why, yes, I do. How did you know?`
`Hickory dickory dock ...`

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