Monday, March 26, 2012

Sleeping Aids

Patty is visiting Her father Ralph at the nursing home.
`I`ve been sleeping really well these past few weeks,` Ralph says.

`Why?` Patty asks. `Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?`
`Yes,` Ralph says. `Every night I`m given an glass of warm milk and viagra.`

`Why are they giving you viagra?` she asks.
`I don`t know,` Ralph says.

Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids.
`The warm milk helps him sleep,` the nurse says.

`But why the viagra?` Patty asks.
`Oh,` the nurse says. `That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.`

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