Friday, August 10, 2012
"Hello, is this the police?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Tony. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no marijuana. They swore at Tony and left.
The phone rang at Tony's house. "Hey, Tony, did the cops come?" "Yeah." "Did they chop your firewood?" Yep. "Happy Birthday, Buddy."