Friday, August 10, 2012

Old Age

Two gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.

I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a new-born baby." "Really? Like a baby?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."

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