A little girl asked her mom, "How did humans appear?" The mom said, "God made Adam & Eve & they had offspring." Later she asked her dad & he said, "Humans evolved from monkeys."
The confused girl returned to ask her mom; "Mom, how is it possible that humans were created by God & dad said they evolved from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well dear, I told you about my side of the family & your dad told you about his."