Sunday, December 9, 2012

Very Bad News

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. 

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? 

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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