Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Moron In Bar

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.He sat down next to a moron at the bar and stared up at the TV.The 10 pm news was coming on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The moron looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump? Bob said,"You know, I bet he'll jump."The moron replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a$20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on".Just as the moron placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.The moron was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."

Bob replied,"I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.The moron replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money...

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